Agh! Oh, it's just you... Look, I'm not feeling all that social today. Actually, to be honest, I'm in a pretty bad situation.
Can I help?
That's too bad.
Upon selecting the first option:
I just got back from a business trip in Sandrock. While I was there, I went to a cafe - it had great desert tea and cute waitresses. It was the perfect place for me! Until something terrible happened: I overheard one of the girls laughing about my outfit!
This may come as a surprise to you, but I care a lot about my appearance. I try to be humble about it, but after this, I feel pretty low. I was wondering if you could maybe... see what other people around town think about my style?
I can do that. Do you want me to ask everybody?
No, no, that's not necessary. Anybody will do... two random people, off the top of my head, maybe Phyllis and Sonia?
He-llo there! What's that, you want to gossip about Albert? You came to the right girl! Albert's not a bad-looking guy by any means, but he lacks the elegance of a man like Django. A&G Construction seems like a successful business, so I don't know why Albert dresses so normally. He should flaunt his wealth a little more.
You want to know what I think of Albert's appearance? Sure, I don't mind a little bit of gossip. Albert seems to keep himself well-groomed, but his fashion isn't for me. It's a little too 'frontier'. You either go rugged like Arlo, or classy like Gust. Guys like Albert are playing it too safe.
Neither of them are too impressed either, huh? That is terrible news... but I guess that waitress in Sandrock was doing me a favor, in her own way. A charming bachelor like me can't walk around, not knowing what people think of him! That's like building a house on a poor foundation, and I know better than that, at least.
Thanks for running around for my sake, though. Here's a little something for your trouble.